With a year of soaring inflation and mortgage rates hitting a 15-year high, 2023 has placed buying a home even more out of reach for many prospective buyers. But for those where money is no object, there are plenty of listings to choose from in the luxury property market.

We've hunted through the UK’s real-estate market to find the most expensive home in each of England’s 48 counties. As experts in mortgage affordability, we've also mapped out how much you’d need to earn to buy one of these stately abodes, and how much you’d fall short based on the UK average salary and average house deposit.

1. Queen Anne Manor House, Bedfordshire, £7,950,000

Deposit Needed: £1,590,000

Income Needed: £1,413,333

Affordability gap: £7,744,556

Queen Anne Manor House certainly lives up to its royal name! This 18th century Grade 1 listed mansion boasts 18 grand bedrooms, a tennis court and extensive cellars, nestled in 37 acres of stunning historic parkland. It's like Downton Abbey on steroids! Not to mention, it comes with various outbuildings including three charming cottages (for housing your extended family, staff, or guests who won't leave), and a clock tower (because who doesn't need a 18th-century timepiece towering over their lives?)

But wait, there's more! Formal gardens? Check. An orchard? Of course! Lakes, woods, and a stream? Naturally. Currently running as a country house hotel and wedding venue, this grand abode could be transformed into a family home with plenty of room for all your loved ones. So whether you're planning to host lavish weddings, epic festivals, or just need a spot for your antique snooker table, this house has got you covered.

2. Ockwells Manor, Berkshire, £7,950,000

Deposit Needed: £1,590,000

Income Needed: £1,413,333

Affordability gap:  £7,744,556

Picture this: you are reclining outside your romantic 15th Century manor house, drinking chilled rosé on a summer evening. Sound tempting? Luckily for you, Ockwells Manor is up for grabs! This timeless country home even made Sir Nikolas Pevsner swoon, earning the title of "the most refined and most sophisticated timber framed mansion in England." It's the house that time forgot, but in the most charming way.

Step inside this historical beauty, and you'll be greeted by stained glass windows that make modern glass look basic, and brickwork that's got more flair than a celebrity red carpet. The pièce de résistance? A Jacobean staircase that's basically the Beyoncé of staircases, 17th Century panelling that's seen more drama than a Shakespearean play, and a 15th Century stone fireplace that's literally lit.

But this isn't just a historical relic; it's a family home, perfect for those who love to throw a soirée or two. The entrance alone is Instagram-worthy, with an oak door leading to a cloister and a charming internal courtyard. The Great Hall, living room, and dining room are so impressive; they make regular rooms look like humble peasants in comparison.

Upstairs, the main bedroom is basically its own kingdom with an en suite bathroom and dressing room, and it even has a minstrel's gallery overlooking the Great Hall. There are seven other bedrooms (yes, seven!), and four of them are basically mini-palaces with en suite bathrooms.

Outside, there's a topiaried garden, a swimming pool, and a tennis court for your Wimbledon dreams. Plus, there's a Grade I listed barn and a mediaeval gate house, because who doesn’t need these in their life?

So, if you've ever dreamed of living in a 15th Century masterpiece with more stories than a library, this is your chance. Be the Lord or Lady of Ockwells Manor.

3. Canynge Square, Bristol, £3,250,000

Deposit Needed: £650,000

Income Needed: £577,778

Affordability gap: £3,044,556

Behold, the crown jewel of Canynge Square! From its perfect perch on the northwest side of the square, the elegant abode flaunts a southwest-facing garden that's basically the Buckingham Palace gardens of Canynge Square.

Inside, the swankiness continues. It's got four floors of pure luxury, including a basement level with vaulted wine cellars. The interior is all about that period charm with archways, ornate ceiling cornices, panelled doors that scream "don't touch unless you're royalty," and sash windows with shutters fancier than a Victorian ball gown.

The drawing room and dining room are separated by folding doors, which, let's be honest, are probably more grand than any doors you've ever seen. And don't even get us started on the kitchen with its own Aga – a kitchen staple for true historic homely charm.

But wait, there's more! There's a cinema room for when you're feeling Oscar-worthy and a garden with a Wisteria reminiscent of the Bridgerton’s iconic London home. And don't even get us started on the pergola-style outside kitchen.

In short, this house is the epitome of Clifton coolness, with boutiques, bars, and cafes just a leisurely 0.4-mile stroll away. And if you're worried about parking your royal chariot, fear not; there's a Residents Parking Scheme and even two garages you can rent nearby.

So, if you've ever dreamed of living in a detached and oh-so-elegant period house with a garden that's basically a botanical wonderland, this is your chance. Canynge Square is calling.

4. Denham Place, Buckinghamshire, £75,000,000

Deposit Needed: £15,000,000

Income Needed: £13,333,333

Affordability gap: £74,794,556

Ladies and gentlemen, grab your monocles and prepare to be dazzled by Denham Place! Built in the 17th century – back when ruffled collars were all the rage – it's been meticulously restored to its former glory, so you can now own a bona fide palace without the pesky need for a crown.

Situated in 43 acres of parkland designed by the legendary Lancelot 'Capability' Brown (yes, that's a real person), this Grade I Listed mansion is a jaw-dropping 28,525 sq. ft. of pure luxury. It's like living in a palace, but with better plumbing. 

Notable residents have included the Bonaparte Imperial family (Napoleon probably plotted world domination here), JP Morgan (because even bankers need a fancy home), and Lord Robert Vansittart (who clearly had a knack for the finer things in life).

The interiors are so spectacular; they put your grandma's china cabinet to shame. With ceiling heights taller than most NBA players and ornate plasterwork that'll make you feel like royalty, this place screams "I'm fancy, and I know it." Even the gardens are fit for a king, with a sunken garden, walled garden, meadow, orchard, and a freaking lake.

But wait, there's more! The coach house is primed for a makeover into a VIP health spa, complete with a 15-metre outdoor swimming pool that can be enclosed with a glass conservatory because, let's be honest, even royalty needs a spa day.

And the best part? You're only 30 minutes away from Central London, so you can easily pop into the city for tea with the Queen (well, maybe not, but you get the idea). 

5. Adams Road, Cambridgeshire, £6,000,000

Deposit Needed: £1,200,000

Income Needed: £1,066,667

Affordability gap: £74,794,556

If No 7 Adams Road were a person, it would be that sophisticated Victorian gent who's secretly mastered the art of modern living. Built in 1899, this house has aged like a fine wine and looks imposing from every angle, especially from the back where it flaunts its charming reception rooms and original features like a peacock in a garden party.

The house is like a time capsule, preserving the elegance of its late Victorian roots but with a modern twist. The current owners gave it a makeover under the watchful eye of NRAP, Cambridge's version of the makeover maestros. They've extended and renovated this beauty to seamlessly blend old-world charm with modern convenience.

The result? A large family kitchen/breakfast room with handmade units by Chalon of London, a conservatory that's so splendid it could moonlight as a ballroom, and a spa/gym that would make a Roman emperor green with envy. Oh, and there's an Italian spa designed by Tecu with Luna stone tiling – because why not?

But the cherry on top is the first-floor library with a barrelled ceiling that's practically a literary cathedral. And did we mention the luxurious principal bedroom that takes up the entire first floor of the extension?

Now, let's talk location. Adams Road is like the Rodeo Drive of Cambridge, and this house sits right in the middle of it all. Close to colleges, universities, and the city centre, you can practically roll out of bed and into a lecture or a café for brunch.

And if you're a London commuter, rejoice! The mainline railway station is a mere 2 miles away, whisking you to King's Cross or Liverpool Street in about the time it takes to finish your crossword. 

6. Country House, Cheshire, £12,500,000

Deposit Needed: £2,500,000

Income Needed: £2,222,222

Affordability gap: £12,294,556

Nestled amidst the embrace of nature's grandeur lies this magnificent country estate, a sprawling sanctuary of opulence and elegance. A grand 35,150 sq ft in total, this Grade II Listed marvel stands as a testament to timeless architectural grandeur.

Beyond its grand façade, you'll discover a world of indulgence and comfort. Seven reception rooms exude old-world charm, inviting you to bask in the warmth of history. Five luxurious bedroom suites promise sweet dreams, while the family bathroom is a spa-like retreat.

But that's just the beginning. Step into the extraordinary leisure complex, where your every whim is catered to. A three-bedroom penthouse suite beckons you with its lavish embrace, and three charming cottages offer respite for guests.

The estate isn't just about the main house; it's a realm of possibilities. An estate office keeps things running smoothly, while an entertaining room ensures unforgettable gatherings. Car aficionados will certainly appreciate the garaging facilities!

Outside, the parkland and lakes unfold, spanning approximately 42.81 acres. And if that's not enough, an additional 98 acres can be yours, available by separate negotiation.

This country house isn't just a residence; it's a lifestyle, an ode to extravagance and nature's beauty. Welcome home to your very own slice of paradise.

7. The Westin, City of London, £6,655,000

Deposit Needed: £1,331,000

Income Needed: £1,183,111

Affordability gap: £6,449,556

Always wanted to wake up over the River Thames? Well in this ultra modern three-bedroom city apartment, you can stretch and yawn each morning as the Old Father Thames stretches out before you.

The sleek open-plan city apartment offers all the luxuries of a modern home. The master bedroom is a whole kingdom with walk-in wardrobes, an en suite bath, a shower room with dual sinks (because two is better than one, right?), and a view that'll make you feel like royalty. The second and third double bedrooms also come with fitted wardrobes and en suite bathrooms because, let's face it, no one should have to share a bathroom.

And here's the kicker: you get all the perks of a five-star hotel included without the noisy tourists. Private access to a swimming pool, exercise studios, TRX workout space (for all those ambitious suspension workouts), and therapy rooms for when you inevitably pull something attempting said TRX workout.

Feeling fancy? Head to The Signature Restaurant for a feast fit for royalty or The Riverside Bar for a tipple or two.

8. Chyverton Estate, Cornwall, £6,000,000

Deposit Needed: £1,200,000

Income Needed: £1,066,667

Affordability gap: £5,794,556

Step into the grandeur of Cornwall's historical legacy with this remarkable manor estate, a property so prestigious it's been sheltered away for nearly a century. Nestled just a stone's throw from the charming city of Truro, this estate is the epitome of Cornish elegance and heritage.

The centrepiece is a stunning 10 bedroom manor house, a Georgian gem standing since 1730, with roots in Cornwall's mining history. The house has witnessed generations and still retains a charmingly inviting atmosphere, enhanced by Neo-classical plasterwork and an open-well staircase.

The estate itself is a sprawling paradise, spanning approximately 233.36 acres of lush woodlands, gardens, and undulating pastures. The parkland gardens, wrapped in towering Camellia, Rhododendron, and Magnolia, create a natural cocoon of privacy and serenity. A Grade II* listed Georgian bridge overlooks a picturesque pond, promising endless moments of reflection.

For those with an equestrian spirit, there's the Chyverton Park cross-country equestrian course, a challenging and scenic circuit that has thrilled riders for two decades.

But that's not all; two lodge houses, a stable block with potential for conversion, and a former walled garden offer versatile opportunities. 

This estate isn't just property; it's an ode to Cornwall's history, a haven of natural beauty, and an invitation to create your own legacy. Welcome home to Chyverton, where the past meets the present in perfect harmony.

9. Eggleston Hall, County Durham, £5,000,000

Deposit Needed: £1,000,000

Income Needed: £888,889

Affordability gap: £4,794,556

Eggleston Hall, the grand dame of the North Pennines, is on the market, and it's not just a house; it's a historical epic! Dating back to 1827 and built by the renowned Ignatius Bonomi, this Grade II listed country house is iconic. It's been in the Gray family for over 100 years, but now, like a debutante finally making her entrance, it's up for grabs.

Once a girls finishing school and a convalescing home for officers during WW2, Eggleston Hall has seen it all. With 13 bedrooms, it's practically a hotel, but it could be anything your heart desires—a family estate, a hotel, or maybe even a time-travelling adventure base.

The main house itself is a masterpiece of Georgian architecture, with high ceilings, sash windows, original fireplaces, and ornate mouldings that make even the crown jewels jealous. There's a grand staircase for those elegant entrances you’ve been craving. And if you're not already feeling like a royal, there's a billiard room for some posh pool.

Outside, there are 103 acres of grassland and mature woodland, known as The Great Wood, which sounds like the setting for a fantasy novel waiting to happen. Plus, there's a garden centre, a Coach House café, and even a shop—because why not make some extra cash while you're living the dream?

10. Tent Lodge, Cumbria, £4,500,000

Deposit Needed: £900,000

Income Needed: £800,000

Affordability gap: £4,794,556

Flirting with the shimmering shores of Coniston Water, Tent Lodge is more than just a house; it's a living canvas of nature and history. This magnificent lakeside country house, built in 1806, is a timeless masterpiece with six bedrooms, where you can create your own story among its storied past.

As you enter through the grand archway and step inside, you'll be immediately captivated by the panoramic views that stretch across Coniston Water and embrace the majestic fells beyond. It's a view that seems straight out of an artist's imagination, one that inspired the likes of William Turner and even Beatrix Potter, who once graced these hallowed halls.

The sitting room, with its floor-to-ceiling windows, allows you to soak in this breathtaking vista. Its elegant Georgian alcoves add a unique touch to this room where conversations and camaraderie naturally flow. As you move through the house, you'll discover a dining room that offers a glimpse of the verdant Northern gardens and a marble fireplace that warms hearts. French doors frame the enchanting views, making every meal a feast for the eyes.

The kitchen, adorned with classic beech cabinetry, leads to a cosy breakfast nook where you can savour your morning coffee while gazing out over Coniston Water. The practical spaces surrounding the kitchen, including a utility room and a cellar, cater to modern living seamlessly.

Upstairs, the bedrooms are a haven of comfort and tranquillity. The master bedroom, with its his and hers fitted wardrobes, offers the most splendid view of Coniston Water and The Old Man of Coniston. Other bedrooms, each with their own unique charm, provide space for family and guests.

Outside, the landscaped garden, woodland, and lake frontage create a private paradise. Dine alfresco in the sheltered courtyard, or watch the sunset from the elevated terrace. With over 200 metres of private lake shore, you have endless opportunities for waterside adventures.

11. Butterley Grange, Derbyshire, £4,500,000

Deposit Needed: £900,000

Income Needed: £800,000

Affordability gap: £4,794,556

Butterley Grange, or as we like to call it, the "Mega Mansion," is not your average English countryside dwelling. Nope, this is where luxury goes to take a vacation, clocking in at over 14,500 square feet of sheer opulence.

First off, there's an annex that's been so poshly refurbished you'll think it's a secret VIP hideaway. If you have distant relatives or older kids who need some independence (or maybe you just need a break from them), this is the spot. But that's just the beginning.

Did we mention the commercial unit on the property that rakes in a cool £25,000 a year? It's like having your very own ATM! And there's a workshop making an extra £7,000 annually!

Now, let's talk about the fun stuff. Butterley Grange is the ultimate entertainment palace. You've got a games room with enough space for pool or snooker. There's a triple-aspect bar, a cinema room and, to top it all, a swimming pool. At 1,800 square feet, it's basically an Olympic-sized aquatic playground. And don't forget the sauna, shower, and changing room, because you'll need somewhere to recover from all that swimming.

Upstairs, you'll find bedrooms galore, with the principal suite fit for a king (or queen). It even has its own dressing area, because who wants to get dressed in the same room they sleep in? There are more bedrooms than you'll know what to do with, and even a lounge that could easily become more bedrooms because, well, why not?

But wait, there's more! There's a cottage on the property that's so charming it'll make you want to move in yourself. And did we mention the garden? With its stunning pond and summerhouse, it's like having your very own secret garden.

12. South Pool, Devon, £8,000,000

Deposit Needed: £1,600,000

Income Needed: £1,422,222

Affordability gap: £7,794,556

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around because we've got a real estate masterpiece on our hands. It's called Gullet, and it's not just a house; it's a whole saga. Dating back to 1632, this place has seen it all. Fishermen once called it home, and in 1928, they threw a wild thatched-roof party that ended in flames. But fear not, because architects Read & MacDonald swooped in to save the day, and the result? Nothing short of a Cotswold stone masterpiece.

Now, let's talk stats. This bad boy boasts 10 bedrooms spread over three floors. And when we say "spread," we mean it. The master suite alone takes up a third of the first floor, with a dressing room, en-suite bathroom, and study. But don't worry, there are seven more bedrooms and six bathrooms to choose from.

The gardens are straight out of a fairytale, complete with lily ponds, a formal rose garden, and a croquet lawn that's just begging for a game. Rhododendrons line the sides, protecting this Eden from the outside world. And if you need to cool off after all that croquet, there's a swimming pool nestled in the old cutting garden, complete with a pool house that has a kitchen, changing rooms, and even a walk-in shower.

The Boat House is like a vacation home for your vacation home, with two floors, a balcony, and three pairs of double doors that open onto the shingle beach. And for all your farming needs (because who doesn't need some cows with their manor?), there are pole barns, stock ranges, and even a workshop.

13. Panorama Road, Dorset, £9,750,000

Deposit Needed: £1,950,000

Income Needed: £1,733,333

Affordability gap: £9,544,556

Brace yourselves for Harbour Watch, this may be the coastal mansion of your dreams! This place is so large that it's practically got its own postcode. We're talking a whopping 9,350 sq ft of sheer luxury. With six bedrooms, six bathrooms, and more receptions than you can shake a seagull at, it's got space for everything your heart desires.

But that's not all; Harbour Watch is like a real-life playground for the rich and fabulous. It's got an entertainment suite, a wine cellar (because, let's face it, who can live without one?), and even a gymnasium to help you work off all those gourmet meals you'll be whipping up in the chef's kitchen.

This mansion is perfectly positioned for soaking up the summer sun, and the vista? Oh boy, you'll be treated to a soothing parade of boats passing by, making you feel like you're living in the South of France.

And did we mention the private pier? You can practically park your yacht in your backyard. It's all connected to the second largest natural harbour in the world, making you the captain of your own coastal kingdom.

Don't even get us started on the suntrap garden, perfect for sipping champagne while watching the sun set over the horizon.

Say goodbye to ordinary living and hello to a life of luxury on the South Coast of England.

14. Ancient Manor House, East Riding of Yorkshire, £1,995,000

Deposit Needed: £399,000

Income Needed: £354,667

Affordability gap: £1,789,556

Step into the enchanting world of The Ancient Manor House, where history meets modern luxury in a charming dance of centuries. Tucked away at the end of a private lane, this property is so discreet that even Narnia would be envious. Surrounded by grounds that seem like they were plucked straight from a storybook (two-thirds of an acre to be exact), this Grade II listed beauty has undergone a sympathetic makeover, offering a jaw-dropping 4,000 square feet of living space.

If you've ever wanted to live in a home that whispers secrets of days gone by while embracing the comforts of today, you've just found your dream come true. With 5 bedrooms, 3 bath/shower rooms, and reception rooms, there's space for soirées or intimate gatherings alike. If you’re inclined to the dramatic, the galleried landing is perfect for dramatic entrances.

But here's where it gets really magical—The Ancient Manor House boasts a Swimming Pool Complex that's as luxurious as it is fun. Complete with stunning garden views and a beautiful vaulted oak roof. And if that's not enough, there's a detached barn-style garage complex with three parking bays and a loft room above. Park your noble steed... or your trusty steed of a car, in style.

Outside, the grounds are a whimsical wonderland of formal lawns, a sunken garden, a cottage garden, a rose-covered pergola walkway, and box hedging. And don't forget the cobble set forecourt for your royal procession (or just parking).

15. Folkington Manor, East Sussex, £10,000,000

Deposit Needed: £2,000,000

Income Needed: £1,777,778

Affordability gap: £9,794,556

Folkington Manor: Where history meets elegance, and grandeur dances with the South Downs. This illustrious estate, with roots traced back to The Domesday Book, stands as a testament to timeless beauty and refinement.

Nestled on 82.88 acres of sprawling South Downs countryside, this period masterpiece exudes a sense of heritage and grace. The manor itself, a majestic structure of knapped flint under a traditional slate roof, has been thoughtfully restored, offering 7 to 10 bedrooms, 5 reception rooms, and 5 to 6 bathrooms. The fabulous new kitchen/breakfast room beckons, a culinary haven where modern comforts blend seamlessly with classic charm.

But Folkington Manor isn't just about the main house; it's an estate of grand proportions. An entrance lodge and guest cottage add a dash of old-world charm, while 2 staff flats ensure seamless estate management. The traditional stable yard boasts up to 20 loose boxes and an outdoor manege, perfect for equestrian enthusiasts.

And then there's the pièce de résistance: the Flint Halls, a magnificent party barn, fit for hosting legendary gatherings or fairy tale weddings. With a licence for weddings, this enchanting space is a canvas for your grandest celebrations.

As you explore the gardens, the South Downs provide a breathtaking backdrop, creating a picture-perfect setting. Folkington Manor enjoys a sheltered position, nestled at the end of a private carriage drive, surrounded by the undulating beauty of the South Downs National Park.

Beyond the estate, the historic town of Lewes beckons with its vibrant culture, while the South Coast offers sailing adventures. The South Downs are also a haven for walkers and riders, and world-class opera at Glyndebourne is just a stone's throw away.

16. Walton, Essex, £7,000,000

Deposit Needed: £1,400,000

Income Needed: £1,244,444

Affordability gap: £6,794,556

Once upon a time in the picturesque land of Essex, there stood a grand country house named Walton, perched majestically upon the rolling hills. This Georgian mansion is not just a house; it's a piece of history wrapped in elegance, overlooking the mystical Epping Forest. With its impressive high ceilings and original working shutters, Walton knows how to make an entrance.

Inside, you'll find a treasure trove of rooms fit for a fairy tale. The grand drawing room is perfect for holding royal court, while the sitting room is cosier than a bear's den. The dining room, where feasts fit for kings can be had, and the study, where brilliant ideas are born, are equally enchanting. The principal bedroom, with its bay window and dressing room, is heavenly. Did we mention that the family bathroom comes complete with a sauna?.

Outside, there are 15 acres of grounds to explore, with manicured gardens, a brick-surround pond, and even two paddocks for the noble steeds. Legend has it that Queen Victoria herself granted this land to General Arnold Richard Marter of the Hussars for his valiant services.

17. Stanton Court, Gloucestershire, £14,000,000

Deposit Needed: £2,800,000

Income Needed: £2,488,889

Affordability gap: £13,794,556

Next up, the grand and illustrious Stanton Court! This Jacobean manor house is like the crown jewel of the Cotswolds, a real-life fairy tale castle. 12 acres of enchanting grounds complete with a cricket pitch and an indoor pool that's practically the modern-day moat.

This Grade II listed masterpiece is a true gem, built in the Elizabethan style and crafted from the finest Cotswold stone. The house boasts grand halls, oak panelling, and carved stone fireplaces that tell tales of days gone by. But don't worry, it's been meticulously renovated to accommodate modern comforts, like electric Agas in the kitchen and a sauna for all your relaxation needs.

You'll feel like the lord or lady of the manor in the principal bedroom, with its bay window overlooking the idyllic countryside. And if you fancy a games or movie night, there's a billiards room, gym, and cinema room for your entertainment.

But that's not all, my noble friends! Stanton Court also boasts four charming cottages, each more delightful than the last. Granary Cottage, Shenberrow Cottage, Rosemary Cottage, and Peach and Paddock Cottages are the perfect retreats for friends, family or guests from a budding Airbnb business.

The gardens are a sight to behold, bursting with colour in spring and autumn, not to mention the water features, flowerbeds, and an arboretum to explore. As if that weren't enough, there's a 50-acre block of woodland for the adventurous at heart. And don't worry, there's no public footpath through it, so you can explore in peace.

18. Carrwood, Greater Manchester, £4,750,000

Deposit Needed: £950,000

Income Needed: £844,444

Affordability gap: £4,544,556

Step into the future with this modern marvel of a mansion! Crafted with an obsession for luxury, this home is like Tony Stark's secret hideout, minus the Iron Man suit (but we're pretty sure you can install a hidden room for that).

As you enter through the reception porch with open and smoked glass sides (because why not?), you'll feel like you're stepping into a scene from a sci-fi movie. The bespoke staircase will make you want to slide down it in your silk pyjamas, Bond-style. But don't do that; you might scratch the polished perfection.

The lower ground floor is where the real party happens. A 46-foot sitting area/hall, a home cinema room (because who needs a regular TV?), a lounge with a bar that could rival your favourite pub, a gym for those rare moments when you want to break a sweat, a vanity room for all your glamorous prep, and a steam room for those post-gym relaxation sessions. And yes, there's a second kitchen because one is never enough.

The master bedroom on the first floor is fit for a king or queen. With his and her dressing rooms and a bathroom that could rival a spa, you might never want to leave. There are three more bedroom suites on this floor, plus two more bedrooms on the second floor. You'll find a laundry room here too because even superheroes need clean capes.

Outside, the electrically operated sliding timber gate will make you feel like you're entering a secret lair. The entertainment terrace with an electrically operated canopy is where you'll host epic parties, complete with a bar and sitting area. And the landscaped gardens that stretch into the open countryside? Well, that's just the backdrop to your extraordinary life. 

19. One Hyde Park, Greater London, £60,000,000

Deposit Needed: £12,000,000

Income Needed: £10,666,667

Affordability gap: £59,794,556

Discover the epitome of urban opulence in this five-bedroom, 9,000 sq. ft. haven perched high above Knightsbridge. If you're seeking a life of extravagance, look no further than this exclusive apartment.

With stunning vistas that stretch over Knightsbridge and Hyde Park, you'll have front-row seats to London's grandeur. The design is impeccable, with every inch meticulously crafted to meet the highest standards.

This residence is more than just a home; it's an indulgent lifestyle. Managed by Mandarin Oriental Hotels, you'll enjoy a level of service that's nothing short of extraordinary. Candy & Candy, renowned for their unrivalled attention to detail, have adorned the communal areas with their signature style, creating an environment that exudes sophistication.

As if that weren't enough, you'll have underground parking, a wine cellar, storage, and round-the-clock access to a concierge desk and Mandarin Oriental residents service. And let's not forget the on-site leisure and spa facilities, including a private cinema, virtual experience room, squash court, gym, ozone pool, saunas, steam rooms, treatment rooms, and so much more.

In this apartment, luxury knows no bounds – it's a world unto itself.

20. Highbrook Hall, Hampshire, £15,000,000

Deposit Needed: £3,000,000

Income Needed: £2,666,667

Affordability gap: £14,794,556

A long time ago, in a land not so far away (Hampshire to be precise), there stood Highbrook Hall, a Grade II listed period property with a history as old as the hills...or at least as old as the 14th century! You can practically hear the whispers of monks past in its hallowed halls this timeless home.

Upon entering, you're greeted by an entrance hall with ceilings so high, even the chandeliers get altitude sickness. The principal reception rooms are designed for entertaining at its grandest - think ballroom dances and fancy tea parties. 

The open-plan kitchen/breakfast room, complete with an oil-fired Aga, is where culinary magic happens. While the boot room, utility, and cloakroom are like the backstage crew, making sure everything runs smoothly. Oh, and there's even a Refectory (yes, like in a monastery) turned games room.

Upstairs, a curving staircase leads to the main bedrooms. The principal suite boasts views that could make a morning person out of anyone. Two more suites, two bedrooms, and a bathroom complete the lineup. If that's not enough, there are two extra bedrooms and bathrooms accessible via a secret-ish secondary staircase. These could be used for guests or a separate annexe - whatever takes your fancy!

Outside, there's an all-weather tennis court (for Wimbledon practice, obviously) and a Victorian courtyard with more rooms than a TARDIS. There's also an equestrian wonderland with stables, barns, and tack rooms. In total, it's 203.33 acres of pure countryside magic.

21. Poston Court Estate, Herefordshire, £9,550,000

Deposit Needed: £1,910,000

Income Needed: £1,697,778

Affordability gap: £9,344,556

Nestled high in the Herefordshire hills, Poston Court Estate is the grande dame of country living, offering views so stunning, they'll make you want to break into an impromptu opera recital. This Grade II listed masterpiece was originally designed in 1765 by Sir William Chambers, a man who gave Robert Adam a run for his neoclassical money. 

With a history of architectural wonders under his belt, including Somerset House and Newby Park, you know Chambers meant business. Now, after an exquisite renovation, Poston House stands as a modern-day marvel.

Inside, you'll find a whopping ten bedrooms, perfect for housing your extended family, or maybe just all your favourite antique furniture. The circular dining room is a nod to William Chambers' genius, and the handmade kitchen by Martin Moore is a chef's dream come true.

Outside, the estate is a sprawling treasure trove with rolling parkland, a grand pond, and more mature woodland than you can shake a walking stick at. There's even an orangery and summer house pavilion with a stone-clad pool for those days when you're feeling regal.

Poston Lodge, a stone's throw from the main house, offers three more bedroom suites, and Poston Cottage, a mere courtyard skip away, adds another four bedrooms to the count. In case you're wondering, this estate even comes with a private underground treatment plant – because when you're this grand, you need your own plumbing system.

22. Kenwood, Hertfordshire, £20,000,000

Deposit Needed: £4,000,000

Income Needed: £3,555,556

Affordability gap: £19,794,556

Kenwood House, a mansion so grand, it makes Buckingham Palace look like a quaint cottage in the countryside. This opulent abode is a whopping 15,000 sq ft of pure luxury, nestled in the heart of Radlett, one of England's most coveted villages. Just 16 miles from the hustle and bustle of London, it's the ideal spot for city dwellers who want their own kingdom.

The current owner, clearly an overachiever, has already completed 90% of this magnificent masterpiece with the help of the world-renowned F3 architects. Now, they're throwing in the chance for the lucky new owner to choose the final 10% of finishings, and they're even footing the bill (up to £1,000,000). Talk about the ultimate DIY project!

With four sprawling floors, including a 4,250 sq ft basement with a pool, gym, movie room, steam room, and a nightclub/bar that could give Ibiza a run for its money, you'll never run out of things to do. And let's not forget the 300-metre tree-lined driveway, because why not make a grand entrance?

So if you've ever dreamed of living like royalty, complete with outdoor pool, tennis court, and enough space to host a wedding for 200 of your closest friends, Kenwood House is your fairy tale waiting to happen. Just remember, it may look like it's from the Queen Anne period, but it's got all the modern bells and whistles fit for a modern royal.

23. Holmes House, Isle of Wight, £3,500,000

Deposit Needed: £700,000

Income Needed: £622,222

Affordability gap: £3,294,556

Holmes House: where do we even begin with this coastal masterpiece? It's not just a home; it's an entire coastal kingdom, with 10 bedrooms and more space than you could ever imagine. Located in the enchanting village of Radlett, this place is so much more than just a house; it's a coastal oasis.

The views? Oh, they're to die for. You'll wake up to the sight of Colwell Bay, Christchurch Bay, and The Solent right from your bedroom window. You might as well say goodbye to your TV, because who needs Netflix when you've got these views?

Holmes House isn't just a home; it's a lifestyle. With equine facilities and paddocks, you can embrace your inner equestrian enthusiast. There's even a 40m x 20m menage for all your dressage dreams. And for the non-horsey types, there's a Roman-end heated swimming pool, because every coastal palace should have one.

And let's not forget about the private beachside restaurant, The Hut, just a stone's throw away. Forget cooking; you can dine like royalty whenever you want. Plus, you're just a short drive from Yarmouth and the Wightlink Ferry to Lymington if you ever decide to venture off your coastal throne.

Built before 1900, it's seen it all, from private residence to hotel to a barracks in WWII. It's even hosted weddings! This place is a party waiting to happen.

24. Linton Park Estate, Kent, £32,000,000

Deposit Needed: £6,400,000

Income Needed: £5,688,889

Affordability gap: £31,794,556

This place is so grand, Linton Park probably has its own postcode. With 12 bedrooms, it's practically a small village. But hey, who doesn't want their own postcode?

First off, the entrance is grander than most people's entire homes. You'll drive through a wooded wonderland and finally, emerge into a parkland that seems to go on forever. The drive is so long, you might want to pack a picnic for the journey. And just when you think you've arrived, there's a circular gravelled turning with lavender and a central statue. You know, because every house needs a lavender-fringed turning circle.

The house itself is a historic gem, designed by the renowned Robert Mann and later extended by the Cubitts. It's like a living museum with magnificent fireplaces, plasterwork that will make your jaw drop, and sash windows with working shutters. You'll feel like you've stepped back in time, but with all the modern comforts.

The gardens are equally impressive, with 20 acres of Grade II* listed perfection. The main house is surrounded by these magical gardens, which have been lovingly restored and maintained. It's like having your own secret garden, but on a grand scale.

The estate also includes a Coach House, North Lodge, South Lodge, farm buildings, and even a cricket pitch. It's like a self-sustaining village. And if that's not enough, there's a residential portfolio of 14 properties generating a potential income of £350,000 per annum. Just casual pocket change, really.

25. Hoole House, Lancashire, £3,950,000

Deposit Needed: £790,000

Income Needed: £702,222

Affordability gap: £3,744,556

Welcome to Hoole House, where luxury living meets countryside charm, and your neighbours are mostly the local wildlife. This place is so private it's practically incognito. You won't have nosy neighbours peeking over the hedge here; you'll have the entire countryside as your backdrop.

The main residence is like a mini resort. It's got five ensuite bedrooms, because who needs to share bathrooms? There's a swimming pool for when you want to practise your Olympic strokes, a snooker room with a bar because every home needs a built-in pub, a gym to work off those snooker room snacks, and an office because, well, business calls even in paradise.

But that's not all. You'll have four garages for your car collection or, you know, just to keep your cars company. And there are outbuildings because every estate needs a few mysterious outbuildings, right?

And if you've got family or friends who want to enjoy this countryside paradise with you, there are two more houses on the property. Hoole Summer House is so successful on AirBnB that you might have to start a waitlist. Lodge House is a charming little home of its own, nestled in its own delightful gardens.

So, if you've ever dreamt of owning your own private estate in the heart of the countryside, complete with luxury amenities and enough space to start your own village, Hoole House is here to make your dreams come true. It's like having your own kingdom, minus the mediaeval plumbing.

26. Horninghold House, Leicestershire, £3,950,000

Deposit Needed: £790,000

Income Needed: £702,222

Affordability gap: £3,744,556

Welcome to Horninghold House, where modern luxury meets countryside elegance. It's like the perfect blend of Downton Abbey and a chic city penthouse, but with more trees and open space.

This house is so hidden away that even Narnia would be envious.

 The grounds are like a secret garden, with well-tended Italian gardens, meandering pathways, and even a wendy house for those young at heart. You'll feel like royalty strolling through this manicured wonderland.

Inside, it's a fusion of classic charm and modern convenience. The kitchen is a masterpiece, equipped with top-of-the-line appliances that will make you feel like a Michelin-star chef. With a central island and plenty of space, it's perfect for hosting your own cooking show or simply enjoying a leisurely breakfast.

The main residence boasts five luxurious en suite bedrooms. There's even a snooker room with a bar, a gym to work off those snooker room snacks, and a basement that's basically a mini entertainment complex with a second kitchen, gym, and even a drying cupboard. Yes, you read that right.

Step outside, and you'll find a sheltered swimming pool with SONOS speakers for those poolside dance parties. And don't forget the gas-fired barbecue set into the chimney of the Garden Room for all your outdoor culinary adventures.

If you have guests or want to start your own B&B, Clock House is a self-contained apartment on the property. It's so cosy and stylish that your guests may never want to leave.

27. Thorpe Hall, Lincolnshire, £3,000,000

Deposit Needed: £600,000

Income Needed: £533,333

Affordability gap: £2,794,556

Welcome to Thorpe Hall, a country estate that's not just a home; it's a living piece of history and a slice of English charm, like something straight out of a novel. This Grade II* listed gem, built for Sir John Bolle in 1584, has stood the test of time and still reigns as a magnificent residence.

The handsome red brick property, arranged around a central courtyard, oozes character and elegance. Inside, you'll find a grand entrance hall, wood panelling, shutters, and original windows that whisper tales of days gone by. With over 9,650 sq ft of living space, there's room for grand receptions, family gatherings, and quiet retreats.

But Thorpe Hall is more than just a house; it's an estate with a story to tell. The cottages, stabling, and park-like grounds spread over 20 acres create a harmonious blend of modern luxury and historic allure. The indoor swimming pool complex is your private oasis, while the gardens, designed by the legendary Gertrude Jekyll, are a testament to nature's beauty.

In the heart of the Lincolnshire Wolds, on the edge of the charming market town of Louth, Thorpe Hall offers a lifestyle that combines countryside tranquillity with town convenience. Explore the rolling landscapes, embrace the rich history, and make your own mark on this timeless masterpiece. Thorpe Hall isn't just a home; it's a legacy waiting to be continued.

28. Rock Mount, Merseyside, £3,500,000

Deposit Needed: £700,000

Income Needed: £622,222

Affordability gap: £3,294,556

Nestled on the Wirral Peninsula, Rock Mount is more than a house; it's an architectural masterpiece that effortlessly blends West Hollywood Hills style with National Trust woodland vibes. If houses had Oscars, this one would be a shoo-in for Best Design.

Built in 2013, the current owners joined forces with the acclaimed architects Shedkm to create a home that's also a work of art. Nominated for the RIBA Mansell House of the Year, it's no surprise that this property has an impressive résumé. Even the judges couldn't help but gush, describing it as "an original and inspiring new composition that matches the quality of its setting in every way."

Rock Mount isn't just architecturally impressive; it's a fabulous home. With over 4,750 square feet of versatile living space, it effortlessly brings the outside in. The design showcases the stunning National Trust woodland views and the coastal vistas, so you feel like you're living right in the heart of nature.

Step outside, and you'll find a world of outdoor entertaining possibilities. From large terraces to heated pool areas and even an outdoor kitchen, this is where you'll want to spend your summers. The property is surrounded by approximately 1.18 acres of lush grounds, creating the perfect backdrop for your Hollywood Hills-inspired lifestyle.

Surrounded by over 10 acres of National Trust Woodland, you'll have the best footpaths right outside your gates. The stunning coastline is within sight, with Caldy Beach just a stroll away. For golf enthusiasts, you're spoiled for choice with Caldy Golf Club, Heswall Golf Club, and the Royal Liverpool Golf Club just a stone's throw away. And if you fancy a bit of café culture or a leisurely stroll along the beach, West Kirby is within easy reach.

29. Stanfield Hall, Norfolk, £5,000,000

Deposit Needed: £1,000,000

Income Needed: £888,889

Affordability gap: £4,794,556

Built in 1792 by the illustrious William Wilkins Snr., Stanfield Hall has more tales to tell than your favourite Netflix series. First off, it's got a moat. Yes, a MOAT. 

The house itself stands proudly with its romantic mediaeval stonework. On the ground floor is a cornucopia of delights, all bathed in glorious natural light thanks to south-facing bay windows. There’s the dining room that’s perfect for entertaining, and the kitchen is so modern it might as well be from the future. Did we mention the impressive Gothic-style stone staircase hall? It’s like a portal to another era, complete with cast iron balusters and an ornate fan-vaulted ceiling.

Want to relax? There's a library and a snug. Need to break a sweat? The property boasts an indoor swimming pool and a gym.

There is also a side of mystery and drama that comes with this stately home. From gentry like Sir John Robsart to an infamous double murder that shocked Victorian England, this house has stories to spare. A masked man, a 14-hour closing speech, and 20,000 people attending a hanging – it's like a true crime podcast come to life.

Outside, there's a 700-metre drive, a 16th-century moat bridge, and ample parking. The parkland setting is surrounded by countryside, and there's even a pond, kitchen gardens, and a tennis court. The place is so impressive that the vendor might even want a cut of the action if someone decides to build a castle next door.

So, if you're looking for a house that's more than just four walls and a roof, Stanfield Hall is ready to transport you to a world of history, drama, and moats. You'll be the envy of all your friends when you regale them with tales from your very own period drama house.

30. Marske Hall, North Yorkshire, £11,000,000

Deposit Needed: £2,200,000

Income Needed: £1,955,556

Affordability gap: £10,794,556

Attention, all lords and ladies of discerning taste, a splendid opportunity awaits you! Behold, the majestic Marske Hall and Estate, a sprawling 16th-century masterpiece that has stood the test of time, much like your impeccable sense of style. This estate was once the pride and joy of the Archbishop of York, and it's now your chance to become the modern-day lord or lady of the manor.

As you step into this historic treasure trove, you'll be transported back in time to an era of grandeur and sophistication. Centuries of architectural wonder and period character have been lovingly preserved, creating a tapestry of luxury apartments that will leave you in awe. An internal tour is a must to truly grasp the sheer magnitude, elegance, and breathtaking views these apartments offer.

Nestled in the picturesque village of Marske, just a stone's throw from the charming market town of Richmond, this estate sits amidst the stunning landscapes of The Yorkshire Dales National Park. Marske Beck weaves its way through this dramatic terrain, offering endless possibilities for leisure, hospitality, or even fairytale weddings.

The Yorkshire Dales, with their grand fells, scenic valleys, and quaint villages, beckon explorers, walkers, and holidaymakers from all corners of the world. Whether you're seeking history, natural beauty, or a touch of luxury, Marske Hall and Estate delivers it all. Don't miss the chance to be the lord or lady of this enchanting piece of history!

31. Steane Park, Northamptonshire, £8,500,000

Deposit Needed: £1,700,000

Income Needed: £1,511,111

Affordability gap: £8,294,556

Before you even reach the main event of Steane Park, you'll pass the utterly picturesque Grade I listed St. Peter's Chapel, perfect for those spontaneous weddings, or perhaps for the daily dose of divine inspiration you never knew you needed.

Now, let's talk about the house itself, because it's not just grand; it's grandiose. Inside, you'll discover an impressive array of reception rooms where you can host extravagant parties or have intimate gatherings. There are libraries for intellectual musings, dining rooms for feasting like royalty, and even a billiard room for pretending you're in a Victorian novel. Plus, who wouldn't want four downstairs loos? It's the epitome of convenience!

The grounds are just as spectacular as the house. We're talking lush lawns, herbaceous borders, hidden tennis courts, and walled gardens. There are even enchanting features like 'The Monet Bridge' and 'The Moon Gate,' which sound like portals to magical places. And if you ever wanted to host your own garden party, well, 'The Folly' is ready and waiting.

Oh, did we mention the Gate House, Coach House, and a whole bunch of other charming stone buildings that come with the estate? 

32. Middleton Hall, Northumberland, £6,000,000

Deposit Needed: £1,200,000

Income Needed: £1,066,667

Affordability gap: £5,794,556

Welcome to Middleton Hall, a stately Northumberland estate offering a seamless blend of opulence and countryside charm. You can practically hear the grand stone fireplace whispering centuries-old secrets as you explore this historic mansion.

The hall itself boasts an array of luxurious features, including ornate ceilings that seem to reach for the heavens and a magnificent period staircase that makes you reconsider your plans to take the elevator. And did we mention the family crest embossed on the fireplace? It's like a mediaeval version of "Game of Thrones."

But wait, there's more! This estate isn't just a one-hit wonder. You also get The Folly, The Boathouse, Lake Cottage, Otters Cove, and The Coach House – because who doesn't want multiple houses to play hide-and-seek in?

The grounds, spanning almost 29 acres, feature mature woodland, lakes, and even a Victorian walled garden. It's like having your very own enchanted forest, without the troublesome witches or gingerbread houses.

As for the history, we won't bore you with tales of ownership squabbles and mediaeval land gifts, but let's just say it has a richer backstory than a Shakespearean play.

Inside, you'll find a Grand Hall that's grand in every sense of the word. The dining room screams Victorian elegance, and the oak staircase makes you wonder how you ever settled for a boring straight one.

But the real showstopper? The billiards room. It's the perfect place to brush up on your snooker skills while pondering life's great mysteries, like how you're ever going to fill 20 bedrooms.

Speaking of bedrooms, this mansion boasts ten en suite ones in the main hall, each more opulent than the last. And if that's not enough, there are five more in the North Wing, just waiting for a makeover.

Don't forget about the Coach House – five more bedrooms and a kitchen, perfect for housing your entourage when they come to visit your Northumberland palace. So, what are you waiting for? Live your period drama fantasy at Middleton Hall.

33. Shire Farm, Nottinghamshire, £3,650,000

Deposit Needed: £730,000

Income Needed: £648,889

Affordability gap: £3,444,556

Welcome to Shire Farm, where Victorian elegance meets modern luxury in a sought-after location. This magnificent country residence, built in 1892, stands proudly on the outskirts of the charming village of Ruddington. 

As you approach through the gated entrance and tree-lined drive, the grandeur of Shire Farm unfolds before you. Nestled on approximately one acre of meticulously landscaped grounds, this residence exudes prestige and offers unobstructed views of the picturesque countryside.

Step inside, and you'll be greeted by an array of splendid rooms, each with its own character and charm. From the stylish sitting room to the family room, there's a space for every mood and occasion. The open-plan living and kitchen area, complete with high-end appliances, is a haven for culinary enthusiasts.

The lower ground floor is a paradise of leisure and entertainment, with a gymnasium, music room, and a cinema room with its own bar - perfect for movie nights and celebrations.

Upstairs, the spacious bedrooms offer comfort and privacy. Bedroom three even boasts a separate annex, ideal for guests or a teenager's retreat.

Outside, the well-manicured gardens provide an enchanting backdrop for outdoor gatherings, with a raised sun terrace offering stunning views of the surrounding countryside.

34. Soulcombe, Oxfordshire, £18,000,000

Deposit Needed: £3,600,000

Income Needed: £3,200,000

Affordability gap: £17,794,556

Welcome to Soulcombe, where neoclassical grandeur meets equestrian extravagance in the heart of the Cotswolds. This estate has everything you never knew you needed, from a grand entrance hall that could rival Buckingham Palace to a wine cellar that could satisfy even the most discerning oenophile.

The house itself is a sprawling 8,169 sq. ft. of pure luxury, boasting 7 bedrooms, 5 of which come with ensuite bathrooms, so you never have to share a toilet with commoners. And if you're feeling particularly regal, the indoor swimming pool and billiard room are perfect for your royal relaxation.

But that's not all; there are two separate pavilions that could serve as your personal cottage and garage, with a flat above in case you need to give your chauffeur a place to crash. And when you're not busy lounging by the pool or sipping wine from your cellar, you can practise your Wimbledon-worthy skills on your very own tennis court.

As if that weren't enough, Soulcombe boasts 5 additional houses and 2 flats, making it perfect for the extended family or your entourage of personal staff. And if you have an affinity for equestrian pursuits, you're in luck – there are not one, not two, but three stud complexes ready to cater to your horse-related whims.

So, whether you're planning to live out your equestrian dreams or simply revel in the sheer extravagance of it all, Soulcombe has it all, including 338 acres of pastoral perfection. Welcome to your very own Cotswold kingdom!

35. Tambre House, Rutland, £2,950,000

Deposit Needed: £590,000

Income Needed: £524,444

Affordability gap: £2,744,556

Hidden in the heart of the charming Rutland village of Ketton, this modern stone-built masterpiece is the epitome of stylish country living. With sweeping lawns that lead down to a picturesque lake and rolling fields beyond, you'll feel like you're living in a postcard.

As you step inside Tambre House, prepare to be amazed by the sheer elegance and quality of this home. The ground floor offers a grand entrance hall, a formal sitting/dining room, a TV/games room (perfect for family movie nights), and even a wine cellar for your finest vintages. Need to get some work done? There's a spacious study for that.

The heart of the home is undoubtedly the open-plan kitchen/diner/family room with bi-fold doors that bring the outdoors in. And speaking of outdoors, the oak-framed pool house and elevated heated swimming pool with a large composite deck area are simply divine.

With seven bedrooms, six bathrooms, and a galleried dressing room, there's plenty of room for everyone. Plus, a three-bay garage and beautiful gardens complete this dreamy package.

36. Castle Gates House, Shropshire, £2,750,000

Deposit Needed: £550,000

Income Needed: £488,889

Affordability gap: £2,544,556

Castle Gates House, the charismatic timber-framed time traveller of Shrewsbury, is up for grabs! This Grade II* listed mansion has quite the colourful history, having made the move from its original Dogpole digs in 1702, thanks to Sir Francis Newport's impulse for a change of scenery (and by scenery, we mean the Guildhall).

Once serving as a doctor's surgery (can you imagine the quirky waiting room with suits of armour and tapestries?) Castle Gates House has been thoughtfully restored to its current splendour. It's like living inside a historical novel, complete with exposed timber beams, leaded light windows, and ornate cornices. Who wouldn't want a fireplace with a history that could rival a Shakespearean drama?

This mansion is perfect for those who dream of both living comfortably and hosting grand soirées. With a 38ft kitchen, dining, and family room featuring a triple-sided stone fireplace, your parties will be the talk of the town. And let's not forget Percy Thrower's stunning sunken gardens, offering 1.13 acres of horticultural delight. Imagine getting lost in a maze of herbaceous perennials, discovering secret parterres, and lounging by the ornamental pond with a glass of something sparkling.

Plus, it's just a stone's throw from Shrewsbury's best amenities, not to mention the River Severn Loop for picturesque walks. Shrewsbury station is close by, offering speedy escapes to Birmingham and London. With nearby schools that read like a who's who of education, this house truly has it all. So, whether you're dreaming of hosting garden parties with lords and ladies or just savouring the enchanting history of your own castle, Castle Gates House is the place to be.

37. The Old Rectory, Somerset, £4,000,000

Deposit Needed: £800,000

Income Needed: £711,111

Affordability gap: £3,794,556

Behold, The Old Rectory, a masterpiece from the mind of Sir Gilbert Scott, that renowned architect who was probably too busy designing stunning country houses to invent a time machine. Nestled in 40 acres of pure countryside bliss, this place is like a time capsule of elegance and charm.

Built in 1843, this house has been lovingly restored and extended to perfection. It's like the Downton Abbey of Somerset, with its tall stone windows that let in all the light that your Instagram feed craves. The heart of the house? Well, that's the kitchen and family room, the green oak extension that practically gives the walled garden a hug.

You'll find your principal bedroom on the first floor, and there’s three more bedrooms, all with en-suites, awaiting your royal slumber. But wait, there's more! The second floor boasts a sprawling playroom and cinema room, and of course, two double bedrooms, a single room, and a shower room.

The gardens are a dream – mature trees, lawns that deserve medals, and scented borders. And let's not forget the fun party room (because every house should come with one of those).

So, if you're looking for a slice of Somerset heaven and your own little piece of history, The Old Rectory is waiting. 

38. Snaithing Grange, South Yorkshire, £3,295,000

Deposit Needed: £659,000

Income Needed: £585,778

Affordability gap: £3,089,556

This late Victorian masterpiece is like a time capsule of opulence. The moment you step into the main galleried entrance hall of Snaithing Grange, you'll feel like you're in a period drama. And what's a period drama without a sweeping carved oak staircase, stained-glass windows that scream sophistication, and ceilings so high they're practically in the stratosphere?

The house is so massive it could probably get lost in its own basement cellars, which, by the way, are probably large enough to hide a fleet of vintage cars or an underground lair. But don't worry, there's also a triple garage for your more conventional vehicles.

Hidden in a conservation area, this estate sits on a sprawling 1.7-acre kingdom of well-maintained grounds. It's close to everything Ranmoor and Fulwood have to offer, from shops and restaurants to private schools and hospitals. And let's not forget, it's just a stone's throw from the Peak National Park for those days when you want to trade Victorian grandeur for rugged nature. So, if you've ever dreamed of living in your own period drama, Snaithing Grange is ready for its next chapter!

39. Keepers Croft, Staffordshire, £4,000,000

Deposit Needed: £800,000

Income Needed: £711,111

Affordability gap: £3,794,556

Keepers Croft, where technology meets elegance in the most delightful way possible! This mansion isn't just a home; it's a glimpse into the future, where every room is wired for the 21st century, and the lights follow your every whim, as if you're in a scene from a sci-fi movie. 

Walk through the grand entrance, and you'll feel like you've stepped into a palace, complete with a staircase that's more fabulous than Cinderella's pumpkin ride. But this isn't your average stuffy mansion; it's designed to entertain both family and business guests. The dining room? Oh, that's for snooker, of course! And don't miss the home office, where you can impress your colleagues without ever leaving the comfort of your abode.

Now, let's talk about the kitchen – a space that's so light and airy it's practically floating in the garden. With an island that's more like a continent and appliances that seem to appear out of thin air, this kitchen is a chef's dream come true. The adjacent orangery is the perfect spot for a reading nook or a quiet chat.

But wait, there's more! A leisure suite, complete with a pool, entertainment area, and a home gym, because who needs a gym membership when you have your own? And when it's time to relax, the principal bedroom is a sanctuary with enough wardrobe space to rival a high-end boutique, a stunning en-suite bathroom, and a balcony for those moments when you want to sip your morning coffee while surveying your kingdom – all 0.67 acres of it!

40. Depden Hall, Suffolk, £6,100,000

Deposit Needed: £1,220,000

Income Needed: £1084,444

Affordability gap: £5,894,556

Introducing Depden Hall, where you can live out your "Lord of the Manor" dreams and throw in some modern countryside glamour for good measure! This Grade II Listed beauty comes with not just one, but 463 acres of land!

Built in the 17th century, this moated mansion has all the classic charm you'd expect. The interior boasts a lavish drawing room, a dreamy kitchen with an Aga, and a dining room that's just begging for a mediaeval feast.

But that's not all; this estate includes not just one, but several woods, perfect for a scenic stroll or an enchanting game of hide and seek. And did we mention it comes with the title "Lordship of the Manor of Depden"? You can practically start your own kingdom!

And don't forget the village green – it's like having your very own park, perfect for sheep folding (or whatever that means) and a friendly game of village cricket (just no riding horses over it – the villagers might not approve).

So, if you've ever dreamt of being a lord, a green space enthusiast, or just need an escape from the city, Depden Hall has it all. It's a countryside fairytale waiting for its next lucky owner!

41. Pine Trees, Surrey, £17,500,000

Deposit Needed: £3,500,000

Income Needed: £3,111,111

Affordability gap: £17,294,556

Calling all interior design enthusiasts! Behold, Pine Trees, a modern mansion that's bigger than your wildest dreams! Pine Trees is like that swanky DIY project, but on a grand scale. You get to work alongside Oakbridge Bespoke to make this mansion your own masterpiece. With over 13,000 sq ft of sheer opulence, it's not just a home; it's an entire lifestyle upgrade, due to be completed in the summer of 2024.

Nestled on a 1.2-acre south-facing plot along the 18th fairway of the West Course, it's practically a golf course living at its finest. And don't let us forget to mention, you'll be a mere 400 yards from the clubhouse – no excuses for not making your tee time!

With 4 reception rooms, 5 bedroom suites, and a leisure complex that boasts a pool, sauna, steam room, gym, games room, bar, and cinema (yes, you heard it right), this house is basically its own entertainment district. Wine lovers will swoon over the wine experience room and conditioned store.

And for those who like a dash of sportiness with their luxury, Pine Trees comes with its very own pickleball court. Because why not have the fastest growing US sport right in your backyard?

This mansion is so grand that even the staff gets their own accommodations, and there's a 4-car secure garage with a turntable – for those days when you can't decide which luxury car to take for a spin.

Situated in the prestigious Wentworth Estate, you'll be living in one of the country's most desirable areas, rubbing shoulders with the who's who of the golfing world. But don't worry, there's more to do here than just golf – there's a pool, tennis courts, restaurants, and even a leisure club.

So, if you've ever wanted to feel like royalty in your own modern castle, Pine Trees is your ticket to the high life. And yes, those computer-generated images are just a sneak peek of the luxurious life that awaits you!

42. Saville Lodge, Tyne and Wear, £2,000,000

Deposit Needed: £400,000

Income Needed: £355,556

Affordability gap: £1,794,556

Saville Lodge, where modern luxury meets 19th-century charm, and where the phrase "home sweet home" gets a serious upgrade. This place is like a real estate chameleon, seamlessly blending historical elegance with contemporary flair.

Originally built as a pair of semi-detached lodges in the mid-19th century, this substantial stone house was combined into one grand residence during a 2005 refurbishment. It's like a fusion of the best of the old and the new, with over 4,000 sq ft of living space where history meets modernity for a cup of tea and some scones.

But wait, there's more! Saville Lodge sits on a 1/4-acre plot, right at the heart of Gosforth – a location that's as posh as it gets. It's close to top-notch schools, cafes, and restaurants. There's even a Metro station nearby to whisk you off to Newcastle City Centre, because who wants to deal with traffic?

Inside, you'll find a delightful blend of old-world charm and contemporary comfort. The ground floor boasts an elegant reception hall, a drawing room with a modern log fire, a dining room that opens up onto an orangery (fancy, right?), a state-of-the-art kitchen that any chef would drool over, a family room, and even a home office that's so posh it could easily double as a royal study.

Upstairs, there are three double bedroom suites, each with its own en-suite bathroom, because who wants to share? And if you need even more space, head up to the second floor, where you'll find two more double bedrooms, both with en-suite wet rooms. There's also an electronically operated lift that'll have you gliding up and down like a modern-day aristocrat.

With gas central heating, contemporary lighting, and even a digital sound system with built-in speakers, this place has all the bells and whistles. Plus, there's underfloor heating on the ground floor for those chilly evenings when a fireplace just won't cut it.

Step outside, and you'll be greeted by beautifully landscaped grounds, a westerly-facing terrace, and an enclosed courtyard that's perfect for al fresco dining or sipping your morning coffee in peace.

In short, Saville Lodge is the kind of place that dreams are made of – a harmonious blend of history, luxury, and modern living that's truly a cut above the rest. So, why wait? Take a tour, and you could soon be living the posh life in the heart of Gosforth!

43. Arden Hill, Warwickshire, £6,250,000

Deposit Needed: £1,250,000

Income Needed: £1,111,111

Affordability gap: £6,044,556

Step into the lap of luxury at Arden Hill, where contemporary chic meets good ol' countryside charm. This place has more living space than a TARDIS on a shopping spree! With a kitchen that can only be described as "generous" (you could probably host a small cooking show here), three reception rooms that scream "throw a party," and a study for all your important paperwork (or doodling) needs. It's like living inside a modern art gallery, minus the pretentious art critics.

Now, let's talk bedrooms. You don't just get a bedroom; you get six, each with its en suite bathroom. It's like a never-ending slumber party, except with fewer pillow fights (unless you're into that sort of thing).

But what really sets Arden Hill apart is the lake house – a slice of paradise in your own backyard. With two bedrooms and a living room that's bigger than your first apartment, it's the perfect place for guests (or to escape the in-laws). And those bi-folding doors? They open up to reveal a view that's so breathtaking, even the geese envy it. Plus, there's a BBQ area for entertaining, because who doesn't love a lakeside cookout?

And speaking of the outdoors, Arden Hill has you covered. With 19.5 acres of parkland, you can frolic in green pastures to your heart's content. There's even a private lake – your own personal fishing spot! For equestrian enthusiasts, there are paddocks galore, and for those who prefer tennis to trotting, an all-weather court awaits.

So, if you've ever dreamed of countryside living with a dash of contemporary flair, Arden Hill is your dream come true. It's where the Warwickshire countryside meets modern luxury, and it's calling your name. Don't miss out on this slice of paradise!

44. The Old Vicarage, West Midlands, £3,600,000

Deposit Needed: £720,000

Income Needed: £640,000

Affordability gap: £3,394,556

The Old Vicarage – where history meets heavenly habitation! This place is so immaculate it makes your grandma's doilies look like they've been through a tornado. Step into this dream home, and you're greeted by an entrance hall that's more inviting than your favourite aunt's hugs. With stairs that rise like a freshly baked soufflé and doors to reception rooms that could make the Queen feel at home, it's clear you've arrived somewhere special.

Feeling fancy? How about hosting a wine and cheese night in the impressive drawing room, where the fireplace practically screams for a crackling fire and some sophisticated shenanigans? Or perhaps you'd prefer to dine like royalty in the dining room, where even the fireplace gets in on the elegance game.

But it's not all about the grandeur; the kitchen/breakfast room is the heart of this home. Picture it: bespoke wooden units, solid maple worktops, integrated Wolf ovens, sub zero fridge and wine cooler, a Neff microwave, Miele dishwasher, and a Quooker tap that can summon boiling, filtered, and sparkling water – all under one roof! And let's not forget the orangery, where sunlight and good company go hand in hand.

Need more space? There's a study for the brainiacs, a snug for the snugglers, and an extensive games room for...well, games! There's even a boot room and utility. And if you're a business mogul in the making, head upstairs to the offices.

The principal bedroom suite is like a spa retreat with double doors to a balcony, a dressing room that could rival a boutique, and a bathroom that screams "pamper me!" Two more double bedrooms on this floor are en suite, because sharing bathrooms is so last season. To top it all off, there's a self-contained guest suite/annexe with an open-plan kitchen living room and another en suite double bedroom. 

Outside, the gated driveway can handle a fleet of cars, and the gardens are like a botanical wonderland. Enjoy herbaceous borders, mature trees, large lawns, and enough patio areas to throw a garden party for the whole village. Plus, there's a tennis court hiding in a secret garden nook.

45. The Old Rectory, West Sussex, £8,000,000

Deposit Needed: £1,600,000

Income Needed: £1,422,222

Affordability gap: £7,794,556

Prepare to step back in time while enjoying the finest modern luxuries at The Old Rectory in Horsted Keynes. This house has more history than your grandma's attic, dating all the way back to the 1800s. It's like living in a beautifully preserved time capsule, but with Wi-Fi and indoor plumbing.

If you're into window gazing, you're in for a treat because this place is practically a living landscape painting. Those tall sash windows are like picture frames for the stunning countryside views that stretch as far as the eye can see. And with grand reception rooms perfect for hosting your own period drama (sans the drama), you'll be the talk of the town.

Let's talk about the kitchen – it's a modern marvel hidden behind classic charm. Whip up a feast fit for a king in this chef's paradise, all while enjoying panoramic views of nature doing its thing.

And speaking of charm, this house practically oozes it. Original fireplaces, intricate cornices, and ceilings so high they practically have their own weather system. It's like living in a stately home but without the stuffy butlers.

Outside, it's a lush paradise. Private gates open to reveal a garden that's basically the Garden of Eden meets a country club. Pools, a gym, a golf course, tennis courts, and even a squash court – you'll never run out of things to do. Plus, there's staff offices, greenhouses, and potting sheds, because why not?

46. Arthington Hall, West Yorkshire, £7,500,000

Deposit Needed: £1,500,000

Income Needed: £1,333,333

Affordability gap: £7,294,556

Ever dreamed of living in a Grade II Georgian masterpiece with a touch of time travel thrown in? Look no further than Arthington Hall! This place is like a Georgian dream come true, and it even comes with its very own 'flying staircase,' a work of art in joinery and the stuff of Yorkshire legend.

Nestled in the serene Yorkshire countryside, this house is so discreet that even James Bond might struggle to find it. You approach via a tree-lined drive that feels like your own secret entrance to a bygone era.

And what an era it was! The classic Georgian facade welcomes you with nine windows, looking out over the River Wharfe and the iconic Arthington Viaduct. Inside, it's all grandeur and splendour, with a 23-foot square entrance hall leading to reception rooms fit for a king.

But it's not all about the past. This house is a perfect blend of history and modern luxury. With beautiful gardens, a parterre, orchard, and even a walled garden for your year-round produce, it's like living in a country estate with all the perks of the 21st century.

You'll have room for your horses too, with paddocks and shooting rights on a neighbouring 900 acres of land. The Bothy is perfect for shooting refreshments, and if you like bagging birds, you're in for a treat.

47. Pythouse, Wiltshire, £18,000,000

Deposit Needed: £3,600,000

Income Needed: £3,200,000

Affordability gap: £17,794,556

Behold, Pythouse, the grand dame of country houses, a Grade II* listed masterpiece that's undoubtedly the crown jewel of Southern England's real estate scene. With its elegant Chilmark stone façade, Pythouse sits like royalty atop a hill, surveying its immaculate lawns, rolling parkland, and lush farmland, all while saying, "I'm the queen of the valley."

For the past two decades, Pythouse has been in the tender care of its private owners, who've sprinkled it with their own touches. But let's be real, Pythouse is like a chameleon, ready to transform into the palace of your dreams, just waiting for your creative touch. Want to add secret tunnels or a royal ballroom? The possibilities are endless.

As you approach this regal abode, you'll be greeted by impressive gates and a tree-lined driveway that's so enchanting, it's like the opening scene of a fairy tale. Marble-floored entrance hall? Check. Drawing rooms with Italian fireplaces? Check. A dining room that opens onto a garden loggia, ideal for summer soirées? Double-check.

There are 13 bedrooms, all well-sized, and a sprawling lower ground floor with enough storage to rival a department store. Oh, and let's not forget about the wine cellars—because what's a country estate without a proper wine cellar?

The gardens and grounds are a paradise waiting to be explored, with formal lawns, rolling parkland, and woodlands hiding enchanting secrets like a Grade II* listed chapel, a historic ice house, and a classic dovecote.

Pythouse is your chance to be Lord or Lady of the manor, so don your finest attire, call the staff, and get ready to live out your aristocratic fantasies. This is your castle, and the kingdom is yours for the taking!

48. Georgian farmhouse, Worcestershire, £4,750,000 

Deposit Needed: £950,000

Income Needed: £844,444

Affordability gap: £4,544,556

Welcome to the lap of rural luxury, where a majestic part-Georgian farmhouse reigns supreme in the heart of Worcestershire's picturesque countryside. This grand estate spans an impressive 154 acres, offering a lifestyle that's as vast as it is opulent.

With six bedrooms, the principal property exudes timeless elegance. A conservatory overlooks serene lakes, where you can sip your morning coffee while swans glide by.

Beyond the pristine gravel driveway lies a private airstrip and hangar, perfect for jet-setting homeowners. Plus, there are additional outbuildings for those who fancy a little DIY or desire a place to tinker with their hobbies.

This estate isn't just a pretty face; it's a smart investment. Two income-generating bungalows provide a steady flow of cash, making this property a savvy choice for the modern landowner.

Whether you're exploring the woodlands, navigating the wetlands, or tending to the arable land and formal gardens, there's no shortage of outdoor adventures to be had.

Living here isn't just a dream; it's a dream come true. So why not make this stunning Worcestershire estate your forever home and invest in a lifestyle that's as grand as the house itself?